Dervish Sanders' Dad Remarries

Mystere Said: Pookie Toot Toot is jumping for joy. His pappy proposed to Dervish's dad and got engaged. These 2 queers are going to become step brothers in the blogosphere. Dervish Sanders went to town and celebrated in a drunken stupor, snorting butt shroom and spanking himself in public. Oh my!

Commentary: Who is Pookie Toot Toot? I think it's some enemy of Mystere's. But that's not the Blogger display name the person actually uses. I did find a comment (although I know there are many more).

Rattrapper. February 22, 2019 at 10:29 AM.
rattrapper: MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! You just messed with the wrong guy, Anthony. You attacked Luke countless times over the years, but he didn't know how to fight back. Mystere knows how to strike and when to deliver blog suckerpunches. I also know how to strike back. Donkey's Revenge also learned as well.

Pookie Toot Toot attacked several of our blogs a few years ago. We lost one blog, but Mystere started another one with the same name as the old one that got deleted. As for the comments on Wordpress, one of the IP addresses came back to your region. The other IP address came back to Pookie Toot Toot's region. You screwed your own pooch, Dervish. Irl Hudnutt made a wise decision here to delete his retort before screwing his own carcass. Even Irl has some street smarts for a libtard.

The image at the top of this post is not of Pookie Toot Toot and my father. My father isn't remarried to a man. For the record, the image above isn't attached to Mystere's post. I added it. It's just an image I found online. Note that (in Mystere's delusions) EVERYONE he doesn't like is gay.

Dervish Sanders Sniffs William Barr's Buttocks?

Mystere Said: Dervish is showing his gayness again. It seems he's fixated on sniffing William Barr's buttocks for his own sexual gratification, even if it's only one of his queer fantasies. But then again, he's also fixated on sniffing WWE Rikishi's buttocks. He already exposed himself by posting liberal cartoons of Donald Trump taking showers with Marco Rubio and by posting a photo of a naked Donald Trump wax dummy with its men's front part exposed.

http://whozyomama.blogspot.com/2019/12/bill-barr-farted-again.html?m=0

Commentary: Mystere was bigly offended by a political cartoon that showed dotard donald in the shower with Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. The moron described it as p0rongraphic. Even though there is zero nudity. The wax dummy (which isn't wax) pic does show some nudity. As per Wikipedia, the statues were made using clay and silicone. I think the images likely turn him on bigly.

Sniffing Bill Barr's or Rikishi's buttocks is almost certainly Mystere's fantasy. Given that I've never said I wanted to do that. I must certainly do want to do that. And Mystere is a fan of the WWE wrestler Rikishi, not me. I'd never even heard of him until I encountered Mystere.

Spammers Probe Dervish's Blog

Mystere Said: Dervish gets his anus probed. I never thought I would see the day when some whackjobs would come by Dervish's hate site and spam it with a bunch of links to snake oil from African nations. Someone spanked Antoine's monkey, probing his blog anus. Oh, this is quite ripe!