What? No Reddi Wip? What Happened?

Mystere Said: The grinch struck Reddi-Wip's sales down this season. We have a shortage of nitrous oxide because there was a deadly explosion a few months back at Airgas, the company that supplies nitrous oxide to the contracting companies that make Reddi-Wip and other store brand whipping creams in a can. Airgas also supplies nitrous oxide to medical supply companies, and has prioritized supplying nitrous oxide to medical companies.

We know Hillary could use some laughing gas after getting a political beating from We The People. But we need to recruit some heros to stop the grinch who struck Reddi-Wip!

Commentary: As per G00gle, "The explosion in August 2016 took the life of 32-year-old Jesse Folmar. The plant is still not in operation. As a result of the explosion, Airgas was previously fined $12,000 by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) for failing to provide a safe workplace".

Really, Mystere? Someone lost their life due to corporate negligence and you think it's something to joke about?

Common Sense Presidency

Mystere Said: https://m.youtube.com/#.

Commentary: Huh? Did you intend to link to a video, Mystere? Are you implying that dotard donald's presidency will be "common sense"? Or, maybe you meant to link to a HRC video? One that concerns the common sense presidency that we could have had. If only HRC had assumed the presidency. Instead of being robbed by the Putin colluding puppet.

Tim Kaine's Creepy Perverted Tweet

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

Commentary: Fake News! That is a fake tweet, Mystere. Tim Kaine did not say he has an open marriage. donald tRump has an open marriage. donald tRump is a creepy pervert.