Q-Anon's Funniest Zingers?

Mystere Said: I was reading an old post at Political Tea Leaves, going back to December 2023. Joe Conservative had posted a video about Rumble being banned in Brazil. Dervish Sanders laughed about Rumble being banned, and other media apps friendly to all sides being banned in foreign countries when users use it to criticize their government. Dervish often gets called "Cretin" by a reader called Q-Anon. Q had some prime replies on Political Tea Leaves.

Butt Face Derpish Sadners. :-)))))))))))))))))00

Now when I know how ITS mama was calling IT... I will be using it too. :-)))))))))))))

Derpish SADners -- master of imbecilic backbites! :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Imbecile could no help it? To play Poppy the Parrot. :-))))))))))))))))))

Continue-continue, BiFi. ;-P

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Continue-continue, BiFi. ;-P

These replies are beyond classic. I got a big laugh looking back at the post, reading the replies and Dervish's retorts, some vulgar by the way.

WHOZ YO MAMA, DERVISH?

Posted by Rattrapper at 10:40 AM.

Commentary: You lie, Mystere. I never "laughed about Rumble being banned, and other media apps friendly to all sides being banned in foreign countries when users use it to criticize their government". I laughed because the rightturd Glenn Greenwald lives in Brazil, does a podcast from Brazil, and now his podcast is banned in Brazil. What Mystere SAYS I laughed about is completely his invention. I did not laugh for that reason.

To Mystere "friendly to all sides" means that people are free to spread misinformation on the platform in question. Mystere bigly likes misinformation. Because it is helpful to trumpturds. Vlad Putin has instructed his troll farm workers to (again) spread disinformation helpful to donald tRump. He is hopeful that his puppet donald tRump can regain the presidency and then stop all Ukraine aid. That is how dotard donald (as president) could end the conflict in Ukraine in 24 hours.

As he claimed. By calling up Zelenskyy and informing him the US will be sending no more aid. So he has no choice but to surrender. Mystere likes apps where this kind of disinformation is allowed. Because he is bigly fan of both dotard donald tRump and his puppetmaster Vlad Putin.

btw, the person in question called himself "Q". Not "Q-anon". YOU called yourself Q-anon. You have an account that you attached the display name "Q-anon" to. You later changed the display name to "Q-Taro". The person you refer to never commented using a Blogger account. He previously entered the name "Q", but stopped. Now he just comments anonymously. He (as far as I know) never identified with the QAnon movement of tinfoil hatters such as yourself. He never said he believed any of the wacky QAnon conspiracy theories that you believe. Though he is a rightturd and a moron.

btw, what Mystere quotes above does not exist on the post he refers to as a single comment. It is a compilation of 3 seperate comments. Also, it was Mystere who wrote vulgar comments. In one he wrote, "Dervish had an emergency operation to pull his head out of his bottom piehole".

What he probably THINKS is vulgar was my reply, in which I said "only you eat pie by sticking it up your butt. Normal people use their mouths". That was my response to him referring to the anus as the "bottom piehole". I don't have a "bottom piehole", Mystere. I don't put anything in that hole. I only use it to excrete waste. Like normal humans. I don't don't stick pies up there like you do.

OH BOY!

Mystere Said: YouTube Link, YouTube Link, YouTube Link.

Mystere Said: This is Dervish's new favorite song. He feels the groove and gets funky with it. Blushing over your favorite song, Dervish? Oh boy! Did your nose get stuck when you glued it to Joey's crack after he boofed some potent stuff and ripped a long loud one? Sloppy Seconds?

Posted by Rattrapper on Wednesday, May 1, 2024 at 9:40 PM.

Commentary: That's disgusting, Mystere. Athough, what I heard is that it is your new favorite song. I didn't follow any of your links and haven't heard this song. I did't feel the groove or get funky with it.

In a fake comment attached to this post Mystere writes, "Ich kribble meinen Hodensack, wenn ich meine Kugeln an mein Po-Loch klebe". Which (translated to English) means "I tingle my scrotum when I glue my balls to my butt hole". This comment was authored by Mystere while he was signed into the account he uses to impersonate me.

Dervish Sanders Allegedly Advocates Stealing Elections For Democrats? Part 2

Mystere Said: Dervish Sanders exposed his true desires to have fairly won elections stolen from all Conservatives in every state. Dervish asks for and believes that lying, cheating and stealing all elections for far left liberals is the way to go. Dervish encourages usurping rights from those he hates and disagrees with, at all costs.

Dervish Sanders allegedly worships Josef Robbingit Bidet Jr. To Dervish, Bidet is God in the flesh and must be bowed to & worshipped or the ones who refuse to bow down & worship must be sent to a prison camp with their entire family and be taken out by death to the family line. In his blog bio, Dervish Sanders gleefully posts "assassination of President Trump" as one of his interests. He's had complaints lodged against him, but gotten away with posting his hate and harassing others.

Update: Dervish Sanders just confessed to plotting another attempt to usurp the 2024 elections in November nationwide to keep his election thief seated on the 0ffal 0ffice throne. You can't hide from this, Dervish! And your blog boyfriends can't hide either like the cowards they are.

Cry all you want, Dervish, because even I have no idea who reported your hate blogs to Google. You think free speech is only for your kind, the far left wing extremists. You made many blog enemies with your hate. The same goes to you, Dave Dubya, Oxcaca Dave Miller and Leslie Elden Carpenter III.

Just a note to Google: I don't condone Nazis, especially Joseph Robinet Biden Jr, the pants pooping farting jackal who turned the White House into the 0ffal 0ffice. As a courtesy, I updated this post to take a stand against censorship, and to stand up to left wing extremist blog bullies who issue death threats against ALL those they hate. And for part 2, 2 more sites seemed to have disappeared from Google's blogger sites.

These sewage leaking sites are down for the moment. If the appeals get denied, the blogs become ancient history along with every dirty thing posted on them. Goodbye fake Trump pornographic images!

Posted by Rattrapper at 7:14 AM Monday, April 15, 2024.

Commentary: The 2020 election was not stolen. Joe Biden is the fairly elected and legitimate president. I didn't make any confessions. I made some sarcastic comments to feed Mystere's delusions. And Mystere fell for my bait and wrote this post (reproduced here).

Video: Oct 10, 2022. #davidpakmanshow #2020election #voterfraud. David explains what evidence would convince him that the 2020 Presidential election was indeed stolen from Donald Trump by Joe Biden.



Google says "Porn0graphy has been defined as sexual subject material such as a picture, video, or text that is intended for sexual arousal". So, either Mystere is sexually aroused by the images of the "tRump nude wax statues", or he doesn't know what porn0graphy is. Which is it, Mystere? Did you beat off when you looked at the "trump nude wax statue" images?

In regards to Mystere's claim "I have no idea who reported your hate blogs to Google"... that is a lie. Two lies, actually. He knows who falsely reported my blogs, because it was him. Also, I have no "hate blogs".

Additionally, Mystere confessed that he was going after my blogs back in 2019. Comment below from Mr. Mackey Speaks, which is the trumpturd Rusty Shackleford's blog.



More lies
01. Dervish Sanders exposed his true desires to have fairly won elections stolen from all Conservatives in every state. No.

02. Dervish asks for and believes that lying, cheating and stealing all elections for far left liberals is the way to go. No.

03. Dervish encourages usurping rights from those he hates and disagrees with, at all costs. No.

04. Dervish Sanders allegedly worships Josef Robbingit Bidet Jr. To Dervish, Bidet is God in the flesh and must be bowed to & worshipped... No.

05. ...the ones who refuse to bow down & worship must be sent to a prison camp with their entire family and be taken out by death to the family line. No.

06. In his blog bio, Dervish Sanders gleefully posts "assassination of President Trump" as one of his interests. No. My profile says I am interested in "Presidential Assassination". NOT the "assassination of President Trump".

07. He's had complaints lodged against him... Yes. By you.

08. ...but gotten away with posting his hate and harassing others. No. YOU are the blog harasser.

09. Dervish Sanders just confessed to plotting another attempt to usurp the 2024 elections in November nationwide to keep his election thief seated on the 0ffal 0ffice throne. No.

10. You can't hide from this, Dervish! And your blog boyfriends can't hide either like the cowards they are. No. I'm not hiding and I have no "blog boyfriends".

11. I have no idea who reported your hate blogs to Google. Lie.

12. You think free speech is only for your kind, the far left wing extremists. Lie.

13. You made many blog enemies with your hate. The same goes to you, Dave Dubya, Oxcaca Dave Miller and Leslie Elden Carpenter III. No. I made one enemy. You. Some other crazy psychos were enemies, but they disappeared. TOM/Steve/Luke. He was a complete nutjob. He hasn't been seen in years. Willis Hart. But I don't think he'd say I'm an enemy. He still blogs but accepts no comments on his blog. I can't think of anyone else.

14. Just a note to Google: I don't condone Nazis, especially Joseph Robinet Biden Jr, the pants pooping farting jackal who turned the White House into the 0ffal 0ffice Lie Joe Biden is not a Nazi. dotard donald poops his pants, not Joe Biden.

15. As a courtesy, I updated this post to take a stand against censorship... Lie. You're FINE with G00gle censoring me. If not you'd stop reporting my blogs for fake T0S infractions and getting them locked, censoring me.

16. ...stand up to left wing extremist blog bullies who issue death threats against ALL those they hate. Lie. YOU are the one constantly threatening people, saying they will burn in Hell.

17. ...more sites seemed to have disappeared from Google's blogger sites. Yes. You're getting G00gle to censor me more.

18. These sewage leaking sites are down for the moment. Lie. YOUR sewage leaking sites are still viewable online. It's been quite awhile since you've lost a blog, but that might change.

19. If the appeals get denied, the blogs become ancient history along with every dirty thing posted on them. Bullsh!t. G00gle should make your blogs ancient history for all the dirty things you post on them.

20. Goodbye fake Trump pornographic images! Lie. My blog was restored. But, even if it had not been, you put the same images on your blog, dipshit.

Prophet Hater

Mystere Said: Satan's prophet Dervish Sanders prophesies Joseph Biden will be voted into office. The one who I've anointed will take their rightful seat. Dervish Sanders prays to Satan for Joseph Biden Robinet Biden Jr to steal the presidency again. I am God in the flesh! I am the one who decides who is President of the United States of America! When I farted loudly Joseph Robinet Biden Junior sniffed my ass and said it smells like his favorite chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. Arrogant piece of garbage.

8 comments
Dervish Sanders. January 31, 2024 at 3:22 PM.
I'm not any kind of prophet, Mystere. I've never claimed to be. "Presidential assassination" doesn't apply to donald tRump any longer. He isn't currently president and won't be president again. That is a prediction, not a prophecy.

Re your claim that I am an "arrogant piece of garbage"... I can't see that words in the balloons you have coming out of the primate's butt. They are too blurry. I assume you placed words in my mouth. Things I have never said and would never say. Because you are a bigly liar. And are sinning by bearing false witness against me.

"A false witness is one who stands up and swears before others that something untrue is true, especially with the intention of hurting someone else or ruining his reputation. The lies told by a false witness come from the sinful human heart -- along with murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, slander, and evil thoughts (Matthew 15:19). Jesus said that man is defiled by these evil things that come from the heart".

Rattrapper. February 2, 2024 at 2:00 PM.
Satan also quoted scripture. He told Jesus to jump from a high point, saying that "Angels will protect" him from the fall. Jesus said to him "It is written: do not tempt the LORD your God".

Your quote of scripture is a ploy of Satan, Dervish. You still want Donald Trump and all his blood relatives taken down by bullets.

Dervish Sanders. January 31, 2024 at 3:33 PM.
btw, I am a FAKE prophet hater. The conmen grifters you believe are prophets are lying turds. Just looking at your Cleveland blog, I see Clay Clark. He is a lying turd. I see Steve Schultz. Charlatan. Johnny Enlow is another turd. Any "pastor" or "prophet" that sides with dotard donald is lying for money. God is not a trumper, Mystere. donald tRump is a minion of Satan.

Rattrapper. February 2, 2024 at 1:55 PM.
"Fake Prophet" to you is a person who tells God's Truth, Dervish.

Political Chick. February 1, 2024 at 5:44 AM.
What has become of OUR COUNTRY? - Ever since Biden's very first day in office we have seen our One Time Beautiful Decline daily! We see the Radical Antifa, and Black Lives Matter Violent activists tore down dozens of statues including Columbus, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington. None were held accountable or charged with a HATE CRIME Rioters tearing down statues of Thomas Jefferson and Christopher Columbus and Nothing happens to them.
Welcome to America’s New 2-Tier-Justice System.
This is what the hatred of Joe Biden’s Democrat party, and their supporters and BLM and antifa. And this is the undeniable truth. Nobody will ever forget these images. Of these barbaric attacks on history reminding us of when the Taliban destroyed Buddha statues in Afghanistan.

The ugliness and pure ignorance of the Black Lives Matter Supporters is there for everybody to see. They will never attack or dismantle any statue of an African who led wars of conquest or had slaves. Nore would they Tear Down any Statue of a African American even if it was a Radical Felon like George Floyd who has become a National Hero in the Black Community. They are hypocrites of the highest degree and have no moral standing. George Washington, was know as the father of our Country, and George Floyd, is know know as the Hero of Black Lives Matter. They have even erected Statues of him.
Like the Statue of the Marines Hoisting the Flag on Iwo Jima, was a symbol of the Heroism of the Marines The Drag Queens of today hoisting up the Pride flag, symbol of American Males being fabulous, and wonderful.
We can only hope for a better future in this country without this idiotic cancel culture ... and those Statues that were destroyed in America must be rebuilt when we get RID of this Cancer known as the Progressive Party.
And if you want to be honest with yourselves it was Nancy Pelosi who encouraged those radicals to tear down those Statues, Just as she allowed those people to "Storm the Capitol".

So the Bottom Line is that the politicalization and the hypocrisy is undeniable. Left Winger Radicals are able to get away with racism and even destruction of historical monuments that represented beauty and America. They're even able to get away with attacking others like we saw in the left-wing BLM and antifa rioting of 2016 and 2020.

Leftist riding in 2016 and 2020 killed dozens of people and cost billions of dollars worth of damage. Right wing rioting riding has done nothing they pretty much had one single event January 6 nobody was killed January 6 th pretty much saw people peacefully walking into a building that was legitimately, Mostly Peaceful.. And Donald Trump’s supporters have attacked pretty much nobody except for a handful of fist fights with cops on one day Jan 6 2021 and they caused maybe a few thousand dollars worth of damage compared to billions caused by the left-wing. Compare that to the Hundreds of Days of Violent Rioting by the Left in 2016 and 2020.

Rattrapper. February 2, 2024 at 1:53 PM.
The Biden worshippers have no idea what's coming their way. God is hating what He's going to need to do to Biden and the Biden cult followers.

I Tell The Truth. February 1, 2024 at 7:35 AM.
This video makes Mystere extremely horny.

Rattrapper. February 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM.
Dervish Sanders February 1, 2024 at 7:35 AM.
"This video makes Mystere extremely horny".
Dervish Sanders' queer fixation.

Commentary: The comment in Mystere's photoshop is genuine. Though he often uses image editing software to produce fake comments. This one is real. I made it in response to a post on his Foxturds blog that was about the fake prophet Amanda Grace. According to this lying turd, "the one who I've anointed will take their rightful seat". She's talking about donald tRump returning to the White House in 2025.

Elijah Streams Via Cleveland Foxers

Mystere Said: Barry Wunsch. "This is the time we've been waiting for". Hat tip to myself.

Posted by Rattrapper on Friday, December 22, 2023 at 1:56 PM.

Dervish Sanders. December 24, 2023 at 8:58 AM.
The turd Barry Wunsch is a fake prophet.

Rattrapper. December 25, 2023 at 6:44 PM.
Be very careful about what you say, Derpi$$ bin~§atan~§ander$666. The more you poke God in His Eyes by calling His Servants fake prophets, the more you will suffer the chronic pain you oink about.

Dervish SandersDecember 26, 2023 at 1:20 AM.
Barry Wunsch serves Satan. Same as you, Mystere.

mystere's moonbat slayer club, December 26, 2023 at 11:59 AM.
Beware of what is said at 1:23:14 Derpish! That's God's warning to you.

mystere's moonbat slayer clubDecember 26, 2023 at 12:04 PM.
You've gotten judged, Derpi$$ bin~§atan~§ander$666 already. It's irrevocable, Derpi$$ bin~§atan~§ander$666.

Rattrapper. December 26, 2023 at 12:10 PM.
When the elections come around, either one of 2 scenarios will happen. The far left wing extremists will steal it again or when the moderate independent voters take sides with the conservative voters, the far left will accuse Donald Trump of stealing the votes again and then start rioting more violently.


Above is an image of the false prophet Barry Wunsch. This is one of the lying turds who say God told them the Orange sh!tstain will return to the White House in 2025.

Stick Your Head Between Your Legs, Assface Dervish Sanders?

Mystere Said: Don't think Mystere didn't notice what you wrote in the comment section of his blog site Cleveland Foxers, Assface Dervish! What's it like to spew all that hate, Assface Dervish?



Posted by Rattrapper at 9:07 AM on Wednesday, July 13, 2022.

Rattrapper (Mystere sockpuppet). July 13, 2022 at 9:19 AM.
Hey Assface Dervish, every time you post retorts at Mystere's blog site My Fox Cleveland, you do know he takes screenshots before he deletes your hate filled infantile temper tantrums, don't you?

Fake Dervish Sanders (aka Mystere). August 4, 2022 at 8:06 AM.
I proudly stand by my WordPress comments that you deleted. You're a coward.

Shinzo Abe (9/21/1954 to 7/8/2022) was a Japanese politician and statesman who served as Prime Minister of Japan and President of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) from 2006 to 2007 and again from 2012 to 2020. On 7/8/2022 Abe, the former prime minister of Japan and a serving member of the Japanese House of Representatives, was shot to death while speaking at a political event outside Yamato-Saidaiji Station in Nara City, Nara Prefecture. He was delivering a campaign speech for a Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) candidate when he was fatally shot by 41-year-old Tetsuya Yamagami with an improvised firearm.


myfoxmystere Said: Shinzo Abe Is In Heaven! And The Cabal Better Worry! You made a serious mistake last month, taking out Shinzo Abé by using a crazed useful idiot to assassinate him. You know who you are! And for those who are just reading this, yes, those of you who are not involved with the assassination of Shinzo Abe, this post isn't directed at you, but it is a turning point for you.

Your big booboo was taking out a man annointed by God to expose the citizens of Japan to the corruption of your dirty deeds being done through shady backroom deals. Shinzo Abe Is now working from Heaven, sending help to Japan by dispatching God’s warrior creatures to go after your master Satan.

You thought taking out a man who became great friends with Donald Trump would make Japan bow down to the crooked Chinese thug running the CCP. BIG BLUNDER ON YOUR PART! Taking out a servant of God is like playing the foolish game of Testing God. You flunked the test!

Go to 7:25-7:30 into the video, and you will find out that Shinzo Abe believed in Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior!

Written by Rattrapper. Originally Published On Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club.

Posted by myfoxmystere on August 12, 2022.

Commentary: That comment about Shinzo Abe is fake. Mystere wrote it using his fake Dervish Sanders account. Wikipedia notes that "Abe developed close ties with US president Donald Trump". Why Mystere likes him.

btw, the Foxturds post (copied above) was written by "Rattrapper". Rattrapper and Mystere are both display names used by Edw@rd End0. This is another example of him pretending that all the IDs he uses are different people.

Another comment (this one real) that Mystere posted (a real) screenshot of says "Robin Bullshit is a minion of Satan". Robin Bullock is a false prophet that Mystere likes. That's what likely set him off. And (in his pea brain) gave the turd license to fake a comment from me using a racial slur.

As per the fake prophet and lying trumpturd Bullock, "prophets will call back former President Donald Trump for three terms" (NewsWeek 3/10/2021). The NewsWeek article also notes that "a number of self-described prophets (including Bullock) predicted that Trump would easily win reelection in 2020, which turned out to be inaccurate. While some have admitted they were wrong and have apologized, Bullock still believes that he was correct and that Trump continues to be the legitimate president".

The false PROFIT Bull$hit says this because he is a lying sack of $hit who makes a LOT of $$$$ spinning bullplop that gullible trumpturds (like Mystere) can't get enough of. Mystere, a fake Christian, posts links to FAKE PROFIT videos on his Foxturds blog daily. In Mystere's delusions he has legions of readers who rely on Foxturds to keep them informed of when the PROFIT$ post lies that they should tune in to hear :P

Assface Dervish Loves The Queers?

Mystere Said: Assface Dervish Sanders has shown his fixation on men's private parts by posting his queer fetishes and fixations on his blog sites. Assface keeps cartoon images and photos of a naked Donald Trump statue on his hate sites because he fantasizes about looking at Trump's private parts.

Assface Dervish Sanders is fixated on worshipping Bernie Sanders as if he were some kind of god. Sanders is secretly fixated on Bernie's underpants. Dervish is celebrating queer pride month by posting his queer fantasies.

Assface Dervish has been celebrating these past few days at his brothel by bringing out his sick toys. His Bernie toys would make the real Bernie Sanders cringe. Assface Dervish feels a thrill every time he wipes his lower face with his favorite wipes. Assface Dervish will be celebrating month long with his brothel buddies, doing many disgusting deeds that would make anyone sane blush or vomit.

Commentary: Obviously this is more fanfic. Mystere writes about this imaginary gay brothel frequently. And AGAIN with the political cartoon! His years obsession with this cartoon is strong evidence that Mystere is severely mentally ill.



Above is a pic of one of Mystere's sex toys. This gives the pervert "tingles up his tenderloinz" when he inserts this in his end0.

Assface Dervish's Latest Request?

Mystere Said: Dervish's latest request came up on Lisa's blog "Who's Your Daddy", asking that he be called "Assface Dervish Sanders" from now on. He seems to have indulged in stuffing his face up the anal cavities of sweaty old bald men as seen above. Assface Dervish Sanders has been known to lie on Lisa's blog and accuse others of lying. Assface's retorts reveal his true nature.

Assface Dervish's well earned reputation as a racist is well founded and shown in his vile retorts on others' blogs especially on Who's Your Daddy. Assface Dervish attacks my blog partner Mystere behind his back whenever I post a reply on Lisa's site. Assface Dervish hates Asians, Blacks and Hispanics who refuse to conform to the Ku Klux Klan's racist stereotypes of being victims of "White Oppression" and "White Supremacy". Assface Dervish frequents racist places in Paris Tennessee such as a hole in the wall Chinese Food place with a racist name, as shown above. Assface Dervish recently claimed in his retort on Who's Your Daddy that he doesn't eat at restaurants. As you know, when he says he doesn't do something, he lies.

Assface Dervish's queer fixation on senile bald men has become increasingly more psychotic, as liberal scandals have been getting exposed. His racist retorts directed at Dinesh D'Souza and his movie 2000 Mules shows his seething hate against those who are not liberals, especially when they are not White. Assface Dervish's retorts can be seen at Who's Your Daddy.

Assface Dervish was seen exposing himself publicly while getting swabbed for a COVID 19 test. This picture was censored, as it is vulgar and beyond vile uncensored. Boofing Assface Dervish Sanders has just gone on a temper tantrum, whining that the Supreme Court is overturning ROE VS WADE. Boofing Assface Dervish bin Satan Sanders encourages mandating women to butcher their babies to Satan.

http://whozyomama.blogspot.com/2022/05/illegitimate-supreme-court-to-overturn.html?m=0

There is no image showing Dervish Sanders "stuffing his face up the anal cavities of sweaty old bald men as seen above".



There is no "Ching & Chong's" Chinese Fast Food in Paris TN, Mystere. You used image editing software to fake that G00gle result. I never asked anyone to call me "Assface". I do not encourage "mandating women to butcher their babies to Satan". I believe in a woman's right to bodily autonomy.

I recall the comment he is referring to. Vaguely. It was either something he asserted that I was begging people to do, or it was one of his fake comments. I think that was what it was. Why didn't you link to or quote it, Mystere?



I remembered that comment because I included it in a post here. Mystere wrote that comment using the account he uses to fake comments from me. YOU have a "well earned reputation as a racist", Mystere.

My Condolences To Assface Dervish bin Satan Sanders?

Mystere Said: Recently, I saw a listing on the internet that showed one of Assface's relatives in Paris TN had passed away. Dervish's great heemaw Louise Sanders has left her carcass and gone into the land of eternal BBQ. A blog friend of mine got a snapshot from Radical Redneck and sent it to me. Louise apparently resembled a cross between Crooked Hildebeest and Gorged Soreass, so her mugshot turned into a meme.

My condolences to Assface Dervish bin Satan Sanders over the "bigly" loss of his heemaw Louise Sanders. Below is the video of the Louise Sanders Memorial Service. Location 96Q772R8+9R.

There is no video of "the Louise Sanders Memorial Service" attached to Mystere's post

Commentary: I don't know a "Louise Sanders". I don't know what a "heemaw" is. This appears to be more fanfic from Mystere. As per a location tag attached to Mystere's post, Mystere was in Keewatin Canada when he posted this?

Mystere linked to his post on WYD.



Dervish Sanders. May 7, 2022 at 5:35 AM. WYD.
My belated condolences to Edward uptheEndo for the loss of his relative, Jason Endo last year on 9/24. Although I heard that Edward's uncle Jason had Edward removed from his will when he found out Edward was a tRump supporter, which made Edward bigly angry. Given that his uncle Jason was a very wealthy man. Though most of Jason's fortune went to his 2 sons and 4 surviving brothers and sisters, Edward fancied himself a favorite nephew and thought he was going to get something. Edward was particularly incensed when he found out that his sister Barbara received 20k (and then she made a $1000 donation to NARAL Pro-Choice California). Edward doesn't realize that he is the black sheep of his family (and that most of his relatives dislike him).

Dervish Sanders Gets His Anal Colonoscopy?

Mystere Said: Assface Dervish Sanders threw a hissyfit when Truth Social tossed a troll off their platform. Assface praised Twitter for keeping trolls on their platform while attacking Conservatives on Twitter. Assface needs a life. The link is on this post to prove a point, not to endorse Assface's hate blog.

http://whozyomama.blogspot.com/2022/04/twitter-is-deep-state.html?m=0

Commentary: Devin Nunes' cow has a Twitter account, but not a Truth Social account.

1 comment
Dervish Sanders (Fake Mystere comment). April 19, 2022 at 8:10 AM.
I got super horny after reading this post. I went to The White House and lapped up President Biden's soft serve ice cream from between the cracks of his cheeks.

This is censorship. pic.twitter.com/Ih6odqlsJh

— Matt Ortega (@MattOrtega) February 22, 2022

Dervish's Temper Tantrum?

Mystere Said ... [Nothing]

Mystere didn't write anything, he just posted this screenshot. I added a link to the comment on my blog (which was not present in Mystere's post). This isn't a "temper tantrum", a$swipe. It is me stating a fact. Which is that my G00gle account was hacked. I know it was him (or he was involved) because he told me.

A post was missing from my blog. I didn't even know until Mystere brought it to my attention. I didn't delete this post. On purpose or accidently. It was a post about Mystere that made him angry. He wanted it gone.

Hacking into someone else's G00gle account is definitely something that should get a person permanently banned. Yet he hasn't been. Though he continues to harass people and (so far) G00gle has done nothing. Except punish me by locking my blogs.

Dervish Sanders' Dad Remarries

Mystere Said: Pookie Toot Toot is jumping for joy. His pappy proposed to Dervish's dad and got engaged. These 2 queers are going to become step brothers in the blogosphere. Dervish Sanders went to town and celebrated in a drunken stupor, snorting butt shroom and spanking himself in public. Oh my!

Commentary: Who is Pookie Toot Toot? I think it's some enemy of Mystere's. But that's not the Blogger display name the person actually uses. I did find a comment (although I know there are many more).

Rattrapper. February 22, 2019 at 10:29 AM.
rattrapper: MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! You just messed with the wrong guy, Anthony. You attacked Luke countless times over the years, but he didn't know how to fight back. Mystere knows how to strike and when to deliver blog suckerpunches. I also know how to strike back. Donkey's Revenge also learned as well.

Pookie Toot Toot attacked several of our blogs a few years ago. We lost one blog, but Mystere started another one with the same name as the old one that got deleted. As for the comments on Wordpress, one of the IP addresses came back to your region. The other IP address came back to Pookie Toot Toot's region. You screwed your own pooch, Dervish. Irl Hudnutt made a wise decision here to delete his retort before screwing his own carcass. Even Irl has some street smarts for a libtard.

The image at the top of this post is not of Pookie Toot Toot and my father. My father isn't remarried to a man. For the record, the image above isn't attached to Mystere's post. I added it. It's just an image I found online. Note that (in Mystere's delusions) EVERYONE he doesn't like is gay.

Dervish Sanders Sniffs William Barr's Buttocks?

Mystere Said: Dervish is showing his gayness again. It seems he's fixated on sniffing William Barr's buttocks for his own sexual gratification, even if it's only one of his queer fantasies. But then again, he's also fixated on sniffing WWE Rikishi's buttocks. He already exposed himself by posting liberal cartoons of Donald Trump taking showers with Marco Rubio and by posting a photo of a naked Donald Trump wax dummy with its men's front part exposed.

http://whozyomama.blogspot.com/2019/12/bill-barr-farted-again.html?m=0

Commentary: Mystere was bigly offended by a political cartoon that showed dotard donald in the shower with Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. The moron described it as p0rongraphic. Even though there is zero nudity. The wax dummy (which isn't wax) pic does show some nudity. As per Wikipedia, the statues were made using clay and silicone. I think the images likely turn him on bigly.

Sniffing Bill Barr's or Rikishi's buttocks is almost certainly Mystere's fantasy. Given that I've never said I wanted to do that. I must certainly do want to do that. And Mystere is a fan of the WWE wrestler Rikishi, not me. I'd never even heard of him until I encountered Mystere.

Is Dervish On Mega Shroomz?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

2 Comments
Qanon. June 23, 2021 at 10:48 AM.
That's a picture perfect cartoon image of Dervish Sanders. He always speaks out of his behind.

The Most Honorable World Leader Of All Time Adolf Schittler, A Leader With Superior Intellect And Leadership Qualities. November 15, 2021 at 6:10 PM.
I love sniffing Dervish's farts.

Dervish's New Ride?

Mystere Said: Dervish's rust bucket pink Chevy Vega has been hauled away to the junkyard. Dervish's buttboy Irl Hudnutt has not been able to snag any parts out of the GM factory to keep the rust bucket running. Dervish had to go out and look for another ride. Irl came through, finding Dervish a badge engineered used European car to import just in time for the holidays. Let's see what Irl is towing into Dervy's lot.

Irl Hudnutt has managed to find a used 2017 Yugo badge engineered into a poor man's communist Cadillac, the Yugollac. Let's take a close look at Dervy's new ride, freshly towed to Dervy's lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot. Dervish celebrated by taking his beard wife out for a joyride in public.

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the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 22, 2019 at 9:54 PM.
Dervish is a fruitkake.

The Most Honorable World Leader Of All Time Adolf Schittler, A Leader With Superior Intellect And Leadership Qualities. November 15, 2021 at 6:06 PM.
Dervish's farts smell like roses to Mr.

Delusional Dimwit Dunderhead Dervish?

Mystere Said: Meanwhile at the Dervish Sanders watch headquarters... Uh oh! The bogey man is going to get you, Dervish! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Did Dervish's Family Inspire "Married With Children"?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

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Progressive Disruption Champion. November 29, 2019 at 4:22 AM.
Dervish's Family were Cave Men, and women!

Rattrapper December 3, 2019 at 6:36 PM.
Now that is funny, Progressive Disruption Champion!

Dervish Sanders. December 18, 2019 at 5:20 AM.
No.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 18, 2019 at 3:27 PM.
Did you say something, Dervish?

Wacky Married With Children Rubber Woman

Mystere Said: Dervish's Hoochie MeeMaw Raids His Feed Trough. Link.

Spammers Probe Dervish's Blog

Mystere Said: Dervish gets his anus probed. I never thought I would see the day when some whackjobs would come by Dervish's hate site and spam it with a bunch of links to snake oil from African nations. Someone spanked Antoine's monkey, probing his blog anus. Oh, this is quite ripe!

Dervish Hitler Sanders?

Mystere Said: HEIL DERVISH!!! AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH!!!



Commentary: No, I think it's "Edw@rd Hitler End0" who is the bigly Jew Hater. Heil, Edw@rd!!!