Righties Relishing It? Liberals Are Self Destructing?

Mystere Said: Link. This has been super amusing watching Dervish having a mental meltdown over my previous post. I posted 2 of the images above on the previous post. Perhaps Dervish identifies as a mutt dressed up in a pooch costume and parades around Paris Tennessee? NAAAAAH! He's just upset because his clowns are putting on an embarrassing public freak show, making him blush BIGLY.

Rita's "Lefties Losing It" exposes the far left for the Ass Clowns that they really are. The series of the Looney toons clown show exposing them for the extreme fools they are has angered Dervish. Come to think of it, there is an old archived photo the team used that angered Dervish. Yes, there were photos in the archives. Dervish got upset back around 2015 about these photos. Lefties really lost it! Righties Relishing It are having Bigly belly laughs over this.

Posted by Rattrapper on Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM.

Labels: Lefties Losing It, liberal jackal, Moonbat Hall Of Shame, RINOs, Rita Panahi, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, Sky News Australia



Dervish Sanders. May 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM.
Mystere is posting his delusions again.

Rattrapper. May 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM.
The Puppet Of Satan Dervish Z Sanders ... "Mystere is posting his delusions again". Dervish has been on the Tennessee Warlock Moonbat Moonshine Hooch again. So did you copy this post to the counterfeit Donkey's Revenge blog, Dervish?

Commentary: I am not upset or blushing, Mystere. Because Rita Panahi isn't exposing anything about the "far left". Someone identifying as a dog isn't "far left". Tolerance is a Left position. I'm not embarassed about being tolerant, I'm proud. None of your photos (of people dressing as dogs) anger me. Not in 2015. Not now. I think it's weird, but people identifying as dogs does no harm to me. Why should I care? Mystere obviously cares.

Mystere falsely accuses me of being a "hatemonger". But it is YOU, Mystere, who is filled with hate. Who you hate is CENTRAL to your identity. Sure, Mystere hates people who identify as canines. But he hates real dogs too. Possibly because his hero donald tRump hates dogs. And gay people. Here we have a supposed gay guy who supposedly identifies as a dog. TWO reason for Mystere to hate this person.

Lefties Losing It? Gay Guy Identifies As A Dog?

Mystere Said: Link. Ya know something? Rita is a super hottie! She's brilliant, witty and smoking hot! And you are a BIGLY LIAR, Dervish. Cheryl isn't your sissy. Cheryl is your Hoochie mama. She had you out of wedlock.


By the way Dervy, why are you upset about a cartoon pic of Bernie Sanders? After all, it really isn't a photo of you. Bernie is a lefty who is losing it, like you are. It's funny watching your kind self destructing without anything done by conservatives to cause it.

Posted by Rattrapper on Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 3:45 PM.



Commentary: Why the heck would you post my avatar in regards to this story? How is this person's strange behavior "Lefties losing it"? It is confirmed this person is a "Lefty"? Maybe he is a Righty. And this story should be under the banner of "Righties losing it"? FYI, I think identifying as a dog is weird. But, if he isn't hurting anyone, then he can go ahead and be weird. Or seek mental health services. Either way, how this person chooses to live their life is not my business. I know it bothers you. Greatly. And you think it IS your business.

Dervish Sanders' Sister Identifies As A Pooch?

Mystere Said: YouTube link.

Lefties losing it: Sky News host Rita Panahi mocks a woman who identifies as a dog.



Posted by Rattrapper at 8:33 PM on Sunday, May 5, 2024.

"My name is Meow like a cat, but I'm a dog". Twitch streamer Meow Dalyn, from the US, says she prefers living as a dog because it makes her feel more human.

Commentary: Mystere thinks I have a sister named Cheryl Sanders. As I told him when I commented on his post, I don't have a sister. The second comment is him faking my identity. I did not say that. Because I don't have a sister named Cheryl. I don't have a sister at all. What a dope.

In any case, the woman in the video he links to calls herself "Meow Dalyn". I don't know that she is a Lefty. Is she "losing it"? Maybe. It does seem quite strange. But is she hurting anyone living her best life? I say no. Given that, I really don't care that she identifies as a dog.

Obviously this bothers Mystere. A LOT. Well, he is a hater. Rita Panahi of Sky News in Australia told Mystere that this is a person he should hate, so Mystere complied. Also, Mystere passionately hates dogs. So, a person who identifies as a dog is doubly hated.

Dervish's Flea Ridden Mutt Jigaboos Meets His Neighbor's Pet?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

Commentary: I do not (nor have I ever had) a canine named Jigaboos. That dog "name" contains a racist slur, you POS.

Dervish Loves The Stink Cheese?

Mystere Said: This "Human Cheese" Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria. Link. "I like to eat Other dog's poop Then LICK my Master!" says Dervish Sanders Flea Ridden Mutt BUTTSNIPHER.

Commentary: I do not (and have never had) a canine named "Buttsnipher".

The article Mystere links to says "If you've ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal's crotch or Ruby Tandoh's nose, now's your chance".

I do not. Maybe Mystere does?

Dervish Sanders' Gay Road Trip

Mystere Said: As we look back at Jenn's post from a few years ago, we can see Lester Liberalmann becoming unhinged. He, Ducky and Dervish Sanders have all become more vile over the years. Remember when Pookie Toot Toot went into business, stealing turds from septic tanks? It looks like Pookie Toot-Toot has gone into business with Fartbreath al-Dervish Sanders and expanded the business.

Fartbreath al-Dervish Sanders has gone into brainwashing more left wing extremists with the new business. Quackobyrd got hired to be the head stool pigeon. Quackobyrd, Fartbreath and Pookie Toot Toot are seen around town, raising big stinks in public.Quackobyrd enjoys flying around town in search of sewage spills, nose diving into them in hopes of feeling tingles up his tailfeathers. Quackobyrd flies off to Fartbreath Dervish and Pookie Toot Toot, preparing them for a turd burglary heist in the middle of the night.

In their hasty departure, the 3 blog stooges race to a newly found septic tank overflow, forgetting their competition for stinky turds One of their liberal 0bamabot competitors opened the barn door when the 3 blog stooges trespassed on their dairy farm to raid the steer manure pile. An angry bull came charging out, goring Fartbreath Dervish from behind. Fartbreath Dervish whirled around as he got tossed and gored. The 3 blog stooges packed up, and went speeding west on the interstate, headed for Sacramento.

During the drive west to Sacramento California, Fartbreath Dervish's mutts Kiké and Jigaboos gave Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot Toot "love nibbles" on their behinds, giving them huge tingles up their L'eggs. Fartbreath Dervish got extremely jealous, stopped the truck and went searching for an outhouse. During his search, 2 cows in the field spotted him trying to steal turds and chased him off the dairy farm.

Fartbreath Dervish and his stooge buttboys drove off in a hurry. Fartbreath Dervish, Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot-Toot started running out of money and sold themselves to the liberal freaks in exchange for cash. Quackobyrd sold himself to eproctophiles while Fartbreath Dervish prostituted himself to GLSEN & GLAAD members looking for a sniffer.

After Fartbreath Dervish and Quackobyrd managed to scam off their liberal buffoons huge sums of cash, Quackobyrd, Pookie Toot Toot and Fartbreath hit the Interstate again, heading toward Moonbeam's dump Sacramento California. While out in the desert, Fartbreath Dervish, Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot Toot started missing their daily crunchy flea, tick and tapeworm snacks. At a rest stop along the highway, they resorted to looking for fleas in their carcasses and strangers' dogs. Fartbreath Dervish's mutts Schweinhund and Buttstink started passing gas in Fartbreath Dervish's truck, making Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot Toot super horny.

Fartbreath Dervish stepped out with his mutt Buttstink and stuffed his head up Buttstink to satisfy their needs. Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot Toot stepped out of the truck and started spanking their pet monkeys after getting aroused, watching Fartbreath Dervish engaging in eproctophila. Shortly afterwards, they continued down the highway, heading towards Governor Moonbeam's stinky barn.

Soon afterwards, they pulled into a seedy motel in the middle of the Nevada desert to rest for the night. Soon after they went to bed, Fartbreath Dervish Sanders started having nightmares. The nightmare started with Funaki alongside 2 WWE Divas. In the first scene, Funaki told Fartbreath Dervish hot women loved being with him. Dervish started panicking, hoping Funaki didn't say what he did.

In the next scene, Fartbreath Dervish was sitting in the corner of a wrestling ring, with a WWE Diva poised to give him a stinkface. The scenes kept changing, with different WWE Divas, each ready to stinkface Fartbreath Dervish. Fartbreath Dervish kept screaming in his sleep, waking up Pookie Toot Toot and Quackobyrd.

Pookie Toot Toot, Quackobyrd and Fartbreath Dervish left the seedy motel in the middle of the night, speeding west on the highway towards the California border. Fartbreath Dervish received a call from Baldy Moonbeam, requesting special services and a septic tank cleanout, during the drive. They crossed the state line at dangerous speeds, nearly taking out a car on the mountain road. Fortunately, the driver swerved out of the way when Fartbreath Dervish's tanker came within inches of smashing into his car. Fartbreath Dervish had been texting Baldy Moonbeam the estimated time of arrival to his barn.

Baldy Moonbeam's ears perked up when Fartbreath Dervish, Quackobyrd and Pookie Toot Toot pulled up to the California State Capitol. Baldy Moonbeam's septic tank overflowed into the yard, creating a huge mess. Quackobyrd decided to dive in and take a swim. Pookie Toot Toot joined Quackobyrd, making a huge splash.

Dervish, in the meantime, went into Baldy Moonbeam's outhouse to relieve himself. The hours of driving made him tense and horny. Dervish opened his 0bama sex toy, saying to himself it was speaking to him. He pleasured himself with it, while sitting in the outhouse. Fartbreath Dervish started hearing 0bama's voice after yanking the 0bama toy out. Thinking it was possessed, Fartbreath Dervish made a phone call to Walmart.

On the first attempt, the Walmart employee thought it was a crank call and hung up. Fartbreath Dervish called back a second time. This time, the employee listened. The Walmart employee laughed at Fartbreath Dervish, traced the call to Governor Moonbeam's pig farm and hung up. Afterwards, Dervish went on line to troll Who's Your Daddy. On the Tuesday March 13 2018 post, Dervish confessed his love for Obama :P

Dervish tried to disguise his lust by claiming his love is platonic. Dervish, however, has been known to mostly lie while posting. Fartbreath Dervish has been trying to hide his fixation on WWE Rikishi's farts and stinkfaces by accusing others of wanting them. Fartbreath Dervish has tried to disguise his gay fixation by accusing others, failing miserably every time.

Fartbreath Dervish didn't notice Governor Moonbeam spying over his shoulder while writing his vile retorts. Moonbeam, seeing Fartbreath Dervish sucking on his 0bama toy and satisfied with Fartbreath Dervish's queerness, asked Fartbreath Dervish for a queer "favor" in private. Baldy Moonbeam had run out of toilet paper, and asked Fartbreath Dervish if he could lick him clean. Fartbreath Dervish jumped with joy and fulfilled one of his gay fantasies at the same time.

In the meantime, Pookie Toot Toot and Quackobyrd finished siphoning the sewage spill into the tanker. Afterwards, Baldy Moonbeam called the 3 of them into his barn. Moonbeam paid Pookie Toot Toot, Quackobyrd and Fartbreath Dervish with 2 farting cows he swindled from a dairy farmer for not paying fart taxes. With the truck fully loaded, the 3 of them headed back home.

3 comments
Dervish Z Sanders. March 16, 2018 at 3:24 PM.
Walmart employees do not have the ability to trace phone calls.

Rattrapper. April 9, 2018 at 12:22 AM.
MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! I smell dog poop... oh wait, it's coming from Dervish's mouth! Dervish just finished licking his mutt's anus clean!

Qanon. June 5, 2021 at 4:34 AM.
Looks like Mystere has the goods on Dervish and his butt pirates. Hey Dervish? If you're monitoring this blog site, I found it, thanks to the links on your hate site. Did you shove your head up Moonbeam's butt cheeks, or did Moonbeam give you a face sitting and rip a few long loud ones? And this guy called Quackobyrd must be that troll Ducky's Here, the troll who plays Limu Emu with Rational Nation USA.

Commentary: Obviously none of this ever happened.