Dervish Sanders Sniffs William Barr's Buttocks?

Mystere Said: Dervish is showing his gayness again. It seems he's fixated on sniffing William Barr's buttocks for his own sexual gratification, even if it's only one of his queer fantasies. But then again, he's also fixated on sniffing WWE Rikishi's buttocks. He already exposed himself by posting liberal cartoons of Donald Trump taking showers with Marco Rubio and by posting a photo of a naked Donald Trump wax dummy with its men's front part exposed.

http://whozyomama.blogspot.com/2019/12/bill-barr-farted-again.html?m=0

Commentary: Mystere was bigly offended by a political cartoon that showed dotard donald in the shower with Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz. The moron described it as p0rongraphic. Even though there is zero nudity. The wax dummy (which isn't wax) pic does show some nudity. As per Wikipedia, the statues were made using clay and silicone. I think the images likely turn him on bigly.

Sniffing Bill Barr's or Rikishi's buttocks is almost certainly Mystere's fantasy. Given that I've never said I wanted to do that. I must certainly do want to do that. And Mystere is a fan of the WWE wrestler Rikishi, not me. I'd never even heard of him until I encountered Mystere.

Rusty Shackleford Visits Boston Piggy's Blog

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

The screenshot below is from Rusty Shackelford's blog, Mr. Mackey Speaks.

Is Dervish On Mega Shroomz?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

2 Comments
Qanon. June 23, 2021 at 10:48 AM.
That's a picture perfect cartoon image of Dervish Sanders. He always speaks out of his behind.

The Most Honorable World Leader Of All Time Adolf Schittler, A Leader With Superior Intellect And Leadership Qualities. November 15, 2021 at 6:10 PM.
I love sniffing Dervish's farts.

Dervish's New Ride?

Mystere Said: Dervish's rust bucket pink Chevy Vega has been hauled away to the junkyard. Dervish's buttboy Irl Hudnutt has not been able to snag any parts out of the GM factory to keep the rust bucket running. Dervish had to go out and look for another ride. Irl came through, finding Dervish a badge engineered used European car to import just in time for the holidays. Let's see what Irl is towing into Dervy's lot.

Irl Hudnutt has managed to find a used 2017 Yugo badge engineered into a poor man's communist Cadillac, the Yugollac. Let's take a close look at Dervy's new ride, freshly towed to Dervy's lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot. Dervish celebrated by taking his beard wife out for a joyride in public.

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the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 22, 2019 at 9:54 PM.
Dervish is a fruitkake.

The Most Honorable World Leader Of All Time Adolf Schittler, A Leader With Superior Intellect And Leadership Qualities. November 15, 2021 at 6:06 PM.
Dervish's farts smell like roses to Mr.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Open Thread

Mystere Said: As a number of you know, Lisa at Who's Your Daddy has lost her husband Paul to cancer. While she mourns, we at Donkey's Revenge have opened up this thread to allow the regulars at Who's Your Daddy to vent about what each is thinking, while Lisa mourns over Paul's passing. We want to give Lisa some space to breathe, so this post is here for that purpose. Even the liberals will have permission as long as they behave themselves. We encourage everyone to keep stopping at Lisa's site to leave kind words of encouragement and to see what she posts next when she is ready to come back. So this thread is open for now to post what's on your mind.

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mystere's moonbat slayer club. November 27, 2019 at 8:27 AM.
Quackobyrd nearly dove into the dirtnap nest while flying South. I heard about it while stopping by at Boston Piggy. Shenehneh's pet Dave Miller broke wind at the site.

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 3, 2019 at 6:20 PM.
We have temporarily opened up comment moderations to this thread for anyone, especially the regulars at Who's Your Daddy. Have at it, guys!

Dervish Sanders. December 9, 2019 at 4:42 PM.
What if Mystere threw a party and nobody came? It might look a little like this thread. Even Mystere's supposed friends know he is a low-IQ imbecile. btw, I heard that your husband Rikishi suffered a perforated rectum last Christmas after a mishap involving a dildo chair. Did you ever get a replacement dildo chair, Mystere?

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 10, 2019 at 1:02 PM.
Do you know what's funny, Dervish? I cornered you yesterday over some retorts regarding Ducky. When you chose to hurl some wild baseless accusations at me when you could have taken time to express any sympathy for Lisa's loss, I cornered you. Now you can't say how sorry you are for her loss without looking insincere. I don't care about the number of people stopping by this blog to comment. My team mate Don Key merely opened it for anyone who chooses to come by if he or she feels the desire to say something. It's funny watching you digging your own political ditch, trapping yourself in it. As for Quackobyrd, he has been given a 2nd chance to save his soul from Satan. After all, he said he's an atheist before he nearly crashed into the dirtnap nest. Hopefully his brush with near death will make him start thinking about his soul's afterlife. You, on the other hand, are tempting the Lord. As Jesus said to Satan during his 40 days in the wilderness when Satan told him to leap from atop the mountain, saying that the angels would protect him, Jesus said, "It is written: Do Not Tempt The Lord Your God." You should be careful, Dervish.

Dervish Sanders. December 17, 2019 at 5:37 AM.
You still have a chance to save your soul from Satan, Mystere. Turn away from Satan's minion, Dotard tRump. And stop telling lies about God sanctioning the evil being perpetrated by the Dotard administration.

Doctor Tomato. December 17, 2019 at 3:08 PM.
Heee-Haaaaaaw!

A Lady of Reason. December 18, 2019 at 6:00 AM.
I love your Blog. Keep up the good work.

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 18, 2019 at 2:34 PM.
Thank you Clem. Merry Christmas!

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 18, 2019 at 2:37 PM.
I don't worship snakes, Dervish. It is written You Shall Worship God only.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 18, 2019 at 2:44 PM.
A Donkey's Revanche, we appreciate your sense of humor!

Dervish Sanders. December 19, 2019 at 5:12 AM.
You worship the lying snake Dotard. You can lie to me, Mystere. You can't lie to God.

Steve. December 22, 2019 at 5:17 AM.
The MORE that you make fun out of the Assholes known as as Dervish Sanders, Rational Nation, and Shaw, the more I like you!

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 22, 2019 at 10:06 PM.
Hey there, Dervyboy? Your god Bernie's been doing poorly against Joey The Talking Chicken Biden. Perhaps your little snake god Bernie's fallen asleep? He needs some smelly salts to wake him up. Maybe you should bend over the Bernie altar and rip a noisy one to wake him up. The odor from your bowels might jolt him awake, making him run hard.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 29, 2019 at 10:49 AM.
2020 will be a wonderful year! We will all have challenges, but we can remain positive in our outlook and be thankful for each day we live. God shows us plenty of grace each day we live and breathe.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. January 1, 2020 at 9:18 AM.
Happy New Year & New Decade! It's going to be a great year!

Delusional Dimwit Dunderhead Dervish?

Mystere Said: Meanwhile at the Dervish Sanders watch headquarters... Uh oh! The bogey man is going to get you, Dervish! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Did Dervish's Family Inspire "Married With Children"?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

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Progressive Disruption Champion. November 29, 2019 at 4:22 AM.
Dervish's Family were Cave Men, and women!

Rattrapper December 3, 2019 at 6:36 PM.
Now that is funny, Progressive Disruption Champion!

Dervish Sanders. December 18, 2019 at 5:20 AM.
No.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 18, 2019 at 3:27 PM.
Did you say something, Dervish?

Wacky Married With Children Rubber Woman

Mystere Said: Dervish's Hoochie MeeMaw Raids His Feed Trough. Link.

Spammers Probe Dervish's Blog

Mystere Said: Dervish gets his anus probed. I never thought I would see the day when some whackjobs would come by Dervish's hate site and spam it with a bunch of links to snake oil from African nations. Someone spanked Antoine's monkey, probing his blog anus. Oh, this is quite ripe!

Nursie Poo Poo and Byrdbrain Score A Gig With LiMu?

RIP Cokey Roberts (1943-2019)

Mystere Said: Long time ABC anchor Cokie Roberts has succumbed to breast cancer. RIP Cokie.

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Wikipedia: Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne "Cokie" Roberts (née Boggs; December 27, 1943 to September 17, 2019) was an American journalist and author. Her career included decades as a political reporter and analyst for National Public Radio, PBS, and ABC News, with prominent positions on Morning Edition, The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour, World News Tonight, and This Week. She was considered one of NPR's "Founding Mothers" along with Susan Stamberg, Linda Wertheimer and Nina Totenberg.

In 2002, Roberts was diagnosed with metastatic breast cancer. She was successfully treated at the time but died from complications of the disease in Washington DC, on September 17, 2019.

RIP Ric Ocasek (1944-2019)

Mystere Said: Ric Ocasek, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, The Cars.

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Wikipedia: Richard Theodore Otcasek (March 23, 1944 to September 15, 2019), known as Ric Ocasek, was an American musician, singer, songwriter, and record producer. He was the primary vocalist, rhythm guitarist, songwriter, and frontman for the American new wave band the Cars. In addition to his work with the Cars, Ocasek recorded seven solo albums, and his song "Emotion in Motion" was a top 20 hit in the United States in 1986.

Ocasek was found dead on September 15, 2019, by his estranged wife, Paulina Porizkova, at his New York City townhouse, which they still shared following their separation in 2017. He had been recovering from surgery. The Chief Medical Examiner office reported that Ocasek died from natural causes. He suffered from both hypertensive heart and coronary artery disease.

RIP Eddie Money (1949-2019)

Mystere Said: Eddie Money, Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.

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Wikipedia: Edward Joseph Money (né Mahoney; March 21, 1949 to September 13, 2019) was an American singer and songwriter who, in the 1970s and 1980s, had eleven Top 40 songs, including "Baby Hold On", "Two Tickets to Paradise", "Think I'm in Love", "Shakin'", "Take Me Home Tonight", "I Wanna Go Back", "Endless Nights", "Walk on Water", and "The Love in Your Eyes". Critic Neil Genzlinger of The New York Times called him a working-class rocker. In 1987, he was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Male Rock Vocal Performance for "Take Me Home Tonight".

Money -- who had been a cigarette smoker for years -- developed pneumonia following a minimally invasive heart valve replacement surgery in July 2019, causing him to cancel tour dates. On August 24, 2019, he revealed that he had been diagnosed with stage 4 esophageal cancer. He died of complications from the cancer at Keck Hospital of USC in Los Angeles on September 13, 2019, at age 70

9-11. Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

Video: Premiered Sep 8, 2021. After the first plane hit one of the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001, George W. Bush read My Pet Goat to schoolchildren.

YouTube Comment: @70mavgr said. And then he went on and invaded Iraq and Afghanistan with the intent to "fight terrorism". Never mind the fact that of the 19 hijackers 15 where Saudi Arabians, none where Iraqis or Afghans. This man has rivers of blood on his hands.

Dervish Hitler Sanders?

Mystere Said: HEIL DERVISH!!! AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH AAAAAACCCH!!!



Commentary: No, I think it's "Edw@rd Hitler End0" who is the bigly Jew Hater. Heil, Edw@rd!!!

An Open Letter To The Enemies Of The Blog?

Porky aka Mystere Said: Hello liberal blog enemies! Let me re-introduce myself to all of you who hate my team mates and me. MY NAME IS EARL! My friends call me Porky because I cook the ultimate bacon! I'm known as Porky Da Baddass, the Baddest Blogger when it comes to matching wits with you liberal trolls. I got good news and bad news for you.

The Good News: The Donkey's Revenge Blog has returned! The guys at Google saw through the FAKE ACCUSATIONS leveled against this site and restored it AGAIN! The Bad News: Why HELLO "Fartbreath Dervish" and Irl ... (psst, Irl, remember me when you got me banned from Google about 8 or 9 years ago? The staff changed, and the slobs who banned me are gone).

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T MESS AROUND WITH A BROTHA, PLAYERS! You tried to shut down my bro' Don's blog by falsely accusing the team of harassing you two DUMB & DUMBER crackas! My Buddahead bro Mystere filed the latest appeal to get this blog back up, CRACKAS! While you two asswipes run a bunch of hate blogs, I, along with 3 team players run some funny sites to laugh at your type of braindead retorts.

Your hate is going to catch up to you and your nimrods, Dervish and Irl. Your buddies Rational Nation USA and Ducky's Here would be wise to steer clear of you two buttwipes. That Fluff piece Ducky is a real PLATYPUSSY, a sour old closet queen. I read some of the posts on the sites that Mystere, Rattrapper and Donkey's Revenge participate in, but I choose not to comment. I have no patience for watching you and your buddies beating off with each other, Dervish and Irl.

Oh by the way Irl, you shouldn't be playing with your lunch while gobbling it down in front of your buddies at the Chevy plant. Choking on that piece of undercooked coq while drunk on the VINO makes you subject to being the humiliated butt of jokes.

4 comments
Anonymous. October 21, 2019 at 8:05 AM.
What a load of Bullsh*t.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips.October 22, 2019 at 7:35 PM.
Show yourself, Irl Hudnutt.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! November 11, 2021 at 8:05 AM.
That's nice. Now go away!

Anonymous. February 2, 2023 at 2:55 PM.
Say Hello To Fat Ass Big Mouth, MORON Lester Carpenter.

Commentary: Hilarious!

Dervish's Flea Ridden Mutt Jigaboos Meets His Neighbor's Pet?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

Commentary: I do not (nor have I ever had) a canine named Jigaboos. That dog "name" contains a racist slur, you POS.

Dervish Loves The Stink Cheese?

Mystere Said: This "Human Cheese" Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria. Link. "I like to eat Other dog's poop Then LICK my Master!" says Dervish Sanders Flea Ridden Mutt BUTTSNIPHER.

Commentary: I do not (and have never had) a canine named "Buttsnipher".

The article Mystere links to says "If you've ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal's crotch or Ruby Tandoh's nose, now's your chance".

I do not. Maybe Mystere does?

The Liberals' Nightmares Returns!

Mystere Said: A Tsunami of trouble awaits liberals, now that the Mueller Report shows that the collusion is a hoax. They literally ate a huge whopper and choked on it. They're running out of cheap excuses, hurting themselves. The blog team has been stopping by other blogs, watching the liberals crying over their huge failures.

Video: 11/1/2017. Rachel Maddow shares video of Congressman Adam Schiff listing the times that Russia reached out to help the Donald Trump campaign and the Trump campaign said, yes, please.

Video: 4/16/2021. In a statement explaining sanctions against Russia, the Treasury Department said Konstantin Kilimnik passed internal Trump campaign data to Russian intelligence to help Donald Trump get elected in 2016. Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow discuss.

Irl Hudnutt's Nightmare?

Mystere Said: You failed Irl. You couldn't wipe me out! You and your boyfriend Dervish failed miserably. I'm back with a vengeance!

Posted by the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips on Thursday, March 28, 2019 at 9:45 AM.

Dervish Sanders. March 29, 2019 at 2:38 PM.
I'm sure Irl is pissing himself in fear! LOL!

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. March 31, 2019 at 7:29 PM.
Drink up, Antonio! LOL!



Commentary: Irl Hudnutt did not fail. He was very successful, Mystere. You received several severe spankings due to being naughty. LOL!

How's Your Birthday Suit, Dervish?

Mystere Said: HEY ANTHONY? How's your birthday suit? I heard you soiled your birthday suit after you got stinkfaced and DDP'd. I suggest watching the Booker T vs Rikishi video on You Tube. Watch the end when Diamond Dallas Page gives Booker T a pep talk after Booker T recuperates from Rikishi's famous moves. Maybe that video will comfort you when you see how lucky you really are.