Mystere Said: This "Human Cheese" Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria.
Link. "I like to eat Other dog's poop Then LICK my Master!" says Dervish Sanders Flea Ridden Mutt BUTTSNIPHER.
Commentary: I do not (and have never had) a canine named "Buttsnipher".
The article Mystere links to says "If you've ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal's crotch or Ruby Tandoh's nose, now's your chance".
I do not. Maybe Mystere does?