Mystere Said: JB Pritzker, Reid Hoffman and Chris Christie are fat (my paraphrase of Mystere's post).
Update: Assface DerFuher Adolf Ze Nincompoop Hitler §atan-§ander$666 felt left out because his picture of his bloated blubbery half naked carcass wasn't posted here. This is a post about National Doughnut Day, not blubber bellied gay fatsos, Derpish.
Doughnuts are supposed to be tasty treats, not something that makes you vomit.
Posted by Rattrapper on Friday, June 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM.
Commentary: How much of a fatass are you, Mystere? I mean compared to JB Pritzker, Reid Hoffman and Chris Christie? In the pictures I saw (of the ones you posted), it looks like you are pretty fat. Though maybe not as fat as either of these 3 men. Being slightly less fat allows you to criticize them? Why not criticize donald trump? He is definitely a tub of lard. And fatter than you. But those are old pictures. You might have gotten a lot fatter since then.
My Update: In regards to Mystere's update... he posted images of JB Pritzker, Reid Hoffman and Chris Christie. This means he thinks they are "gay fatsos"? And he claims the purpose of his post is not to make people vomit? That means he is sexually attracted to JB Pritzker, Reid Hoffman and Chris Christie? And also possibly me? It definitely sounds like that is the case.
Additional Comments.
Dervish Sanders said... You're sexually attracted to "gay fatsos"? That is an interesting confession you made with your post allegedly about doughnuts, but really about how horny Chris Christie, Reid Hoffman, and JB Pritzker make you. June 6, 2026 at 11:01 AM.
Mystere aka ed end0 (possible yet convincing impersonation): That's right 👍 Gay fatsos make me incredibly horny! So what? Are you kink shaming me Assface Dervish? That's not very tolerant of you. You should be ashamed of yourself☹️🤬😡 June 6, 2026 at 11:21 AM.
