An Open Letter To The Enemies Of The Blog?

Porky aka Mystere Said: Hello liberal blog enemies! Let me re-introduce myself to all of you who hate my team mates and me. MY NAME IS EARL! My friends call me Porky because I cook the ultimate bacon! I'm known as Porky Da Baddass, the Baddest Blogger when it comes to matching wits with you liberal trolls. I got good news and bad news for you.

The Good News: The Donkey's Revenge Blog has returned! The guys at Google saw through the FAKE ACCUSATIONS leveled against this site and restored it AGAIN! The Bad News: Why HELLO "Fartbreath Dervish" and Irl ... (psst, Irl, remember me when you got me banned from Google about 8 or 9 years ago? The staff changed, and the slobs who banned me are gone).

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T MESS AROUND WITH A BROTHA, PLAYERS! You tried to shut down my bro' Don's blog by falsely accusing the team of harassing you two DUMB & DUMBER crackas! My Buddahead bro Mystere filed the latest appeal to get this blog back up, CRACKAS! While you two asswipes run a bunch of hate blogs, I, along with 3 team players run some funny sites to laugh at your type of braindead retorts.

Your hate is going to catch up to you and your nimrods, Dervish and Irl. Your buddies Rational Nation USA and Ducky's Here would be wise to steer clear of you two buttwipes. That Fluff piece Ducky is a real PLATYPUSSY, a sour old closet queen. I read some of the posts on the sites that Mystere, Rattrapper and Donkey's Revenge participate in, but I choose not to comment. I have no patience for watching you and your buddies beating off with each other, Dervish and Irl.

Oh by the way Irl, you shouldn't be playing with your lunch while gobbling it down in front of your buddies at the Chevy plant. Choking on that piece of undercooked coq while drunk on the VINO makes you subject to being the humiliated butt of jokes.

4 comments
Anonymous. October 21, 2019 at 8:05 AM.
What a load of Bullsh*t.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips.October 22, 2019 at 7:35 PM.
Show yourself, Irl Hudnutt.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! November 11, 2021 at 8:05 AM.
That's nice. Now go away!

Anonymous. February 2, 2023 at 2:55 PM.
Say Hello To Fat Ass Big Mouth, MORON Lester Carpenter.

Commentary: Hilarious!

Dervish's Flea Ridden Mutt Jigaboos Meets His Neighbor's Pet?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

Commentary: I do not (nor have I ever had) a canine named Jigaboos. That dog "name" contains a racist slur, you POS.

Dervish Loves The Stink Cheese?

Mystere Said: This "Human Cheese" Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria. Link. "I like to eat Other dog's poop Then LICK my Master!" says Dervish Sanders Flea Ridden Mutt BUTTSNIPHER.

Commentary: I do not (and have never had) a canine named "Buttsnipher".

The article Mystere links to says "If you've ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal's crotch or Ruby Tandoh's nose, now's your chance".

I do not. Maybe Mystere does?

The Liberals' Nightmares Returns!

Mystere Said: A Tsunami of trouble awaits liberals, now that the Mueller Report shows that the collusion is a hoax. They literally ate a huge whopper and choked on it. They're running out of cheap excuses, hurting themselves. The blog team has been stopping by other blogs, watching the liberals crying over their huge failures.

Video: 11/1/2017. Rachel Maddow shares video of Congressman Adam Schiff listing the times that Russia reached out to help the Donald Trump campaign and the Trump campaign said, yes, please.

Video: 4/16/2021. In a statement explaining sanctions against Russia, the Treasury Department said Konstantin Kilimnik passed internal Trump campaign data to Russian intelligence to help Donald Trump get elected in 2016. Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow discuss.

Irl Hudnutt's Nightmare?

Mystere Said: You failed Irl. You couldn't wipe me out! You and your boyfriend Dervish failed miserably. I'm back with a vengeance!

Posted by the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips on Thursday, March 28, 2019 at 9:45 AM.

Dervish Sanders. March 29, 2019 at 2:38 PM.
I'm sure Irl is pissing himself in fear! LOL!

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. March 31, 2019 at 7:29 PM.
Drink up, Antonio! LOL!



Commentary: Irl Hudnutt did not fail. He was very successful, Mystere. You received several severe spankings due to being naughty. LOL!

How's Your Birthday Suit, Dervish?

Mystere Said: HEY ANTHONY? How's your birthday suit? I heard you soiled your birthday suit after you got stinkfaced and DDP'd. I suggest watching the Booker T vs Rikishi video on You Tube. Watch the end when Diamond Dallas Page gives Booker T a pep talk after Booker T recuperates from Rikishi's famous moves. Maybe that video will comfort you when you see how lucky you really are.

Dervish Sanders' Film Score Collection

Mystere Said: Fart Sounds Collection, Royalty Free Farting Sound Effects, YouTube.

2 Comments
Porky Da Badd Ass. March 29, 2019 at 8:30 AM.
Hey Rattrapper, Donkey's Revenge and Mystere, is this guy the vile stinky cracka you guys were telling me about?

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. March 31, 2019 at 8:49 PM.
Yeah, that's the stinky troll, Porky.

Commentary: Mystere (who is the creator of both the IDs who are conversing above) is pretending that Porky is hearing about me for the first time?