Comey's Still Our FBI Homey!

Mystere Said: Looks Like Comey Is Staying Put as FBI Director - Cortney O'Brien.

Commentary: Cortney O'Brien of Fox News? Is that who you're referring to, Mystere?

Ham Sandwiches Are Racist? REALLY?

Mystere Said: Really? Ham sandwiches are RAAAAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSSSSSST?? OH BOY! Mystere, Rattrapper and I are in trouble! According to left wing extremist libturds, we're ISLAMOPHOBES because we like eating ham sandwiches, bacon, pork chops and pork sausages! MMM! Pork Sausages! MMM! MMM! BACON! MMM!

Commentary: As per Mystere's link, this is a story (posted to Facebook) from "americannews.com". What's that? Some rightturd fake news outlet that may not exist any longer? All I see is "Web server is down" when I tried your link.

As per Mystere's Labels, somehow "Hildebeest Clinton" is involved? Was it Hillary Clinton who said ham sandwiches are racist, Mystere?

As per Google, "both Judaism and Islam have prohibited eating pork and its products for thousands of years. Scholars have proposed several reasons for the ban to which both religions almost totally adhere".

Why are you in "trouble", Mystere? When you go out to eat -- and if you see someone who looks Muslim -- you order a ham sandwich? Then go up to them while munching on it? Maybe loudly proclaim, "this ham sandwich is really tasty"?

Mohammed Gets His NADS Kung Fu Kicked By A Girl, Part 2

Mystere said: You got your NADS kicked big time, eh Mohammed Ali Baba By a Chinese Gal! Ding dong!

Truth and Action said: Muslim Man Hits Chinese Girl After She Refused to Dance with Him, Huge Mistake.

A Muslim man was welcomed to modern times after slapping a girl who refused to dance with him. Usually, when a woman doesn’t want to dance with a man, he leaves her alone, because, well, sometimes no means no. Apparently in the Middle East, no can be changed to yes with a slap to the face. As this guy learned the hard way, he’s not in the Middle East.

The video below takes place at some sort of celebration dance, where the Muslim man grabbed the hand of a girl, who refused to dance with him. So he slapped her, and she wasn't okay with that, which is completely understandable.

After getting hit so hard it momentarily disoriented him, he decided to get serious, which he demonstrated by handing his scarf to his buddies. That was his second mistake of the night. After going back for more, he was hit with a knee to the face that allowed that ended the fight completely.

There's something extremely satisfying about this video. No man has the right to abuse a woman, no matter what she did. And this is the sort of culture that the United States government and various liberal activist groups are fighting for. This man got what he deserved. Welcome to America.

Commentary: This was worthy of a "part 2"? And, again, who is "Mohammed Ali Baba", Mystere? The man's name is never given in the article.

Mohammed Gets His NADS Kung Fu Kicked By A Girl, Part 1

Mystere Said: Mohammed Ali Baba thought he could slap a Chinese woman around. BIG MISTAKE, Ali! See part 2, next!

Muslim Man Hits Chinese Girl After She Refused to Dance with Him, Huge Mistake. Truth And Action link.

Commentary: The article doesn't identify the man as "Mohammed Ali Baba". How is it that Mystere knows the man's name when the person who wrote the article doesn't? The article only refers to "a Muslim man". Hmm. And how did the article author know the unidentified man was a Muslim?

btw, I clicked the link to view the video. There was no video. Which doesn't mean there was never a video. But, not being able to view the video, how can I know it wasn't staged? Or that it was obvious the man was a Muslim. Apparently he was wearing a head scarf? The text says "After getting hit so hard it momentarily disoriented him, he decided to get serious, which he demonstrated by handing his scarf to his buddies".

Maybe he also handed the name tag he was wearing to his buddies. The one that says, "Hello, my name is Mohammed Ali Baba"?

"No man has the right to abuse a woman, no matter what she did. And this is the sort of culture that the United States government and various liberal activist groups are fighting for. This man got what he deserved. Welcome to America".

"Truth and Action" doesn't even know the man's name. Yet (from appearance alone) the author was able to determine that the man is a Muslim immigrant who recently arrived in America? What BS. Racist BS. From the article author and from Mystere. Maybe his first name was Mohammed? But I doubt Mystere correctly guessed that his full name is "Mohammed Ali Baba".

btw, that "No man has the right to abuse a woman"... that's true. Lest anyone think I'm defending assault. But "matter what she did"? Even if she is the agressor? (though that is not what is being alleged here). Apparently the author believes that would be impossible (for a woman to assault a man)? Probably then the article author (and Mystere) would consider the man to be a "pussy" and deserving of any beatdown he might receive. If the man was unable to defend himself from a woman attacking him.

Donald Trump Makes Good!?

Mystere said: MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! He's done it! He's delivering! He's spanking the moonbats! PRESIDENT Donald Trump has gone off to a running start! WOOT WOOT! The whiny little MSNBC Snow jobbers are squealing in pain as Trump makes his plan to build the wall come to fruition. Ha ha, little oinkers! Trump said he'd do it! And he's keeping his promises! Do you need some salve to soothe your pains? MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY!

Dervish Sanders said: This wall will never be built. It's just one of DJT's many lies. Sucker.

Obama's Big Blunder In Syria?

Mystere Said: Obama's Legacy in Syria Will Haunt Him. Way to go 0bama! In you last few days in office, you decide to throw a tantrum to make Trump's job miserable! You're a childish whiny crybaby!

Commentary: Obama blundered in Syria? Really, Mystere?

On September 1, President Obama laid out the case for a targeted military action against Syrian regime targets as a result of the Assad regime's use of chemical weapons that killed over one thousand people -- including hundreds of children.

Obama's Syria legacy: Measured diplomacy... BBC News, 1/13/2017.

Barack Obama was not against using force to protect civilians. Yet he resisted, to the end, a military intervention to stem Syria's six-year civil war, even as it killed or displaced half the country's population, brutally documented in real time on social media.

Part of the answer to this vexing question has been clear from the beginning. President Obama was elected to end America's wars in Iraq and Afghanistan by a people tired of paying the cost in blood and treasure. He was extremely reluctant to get sucked into another messy Middle East conflict.