Dervish's New Ride?

Mystere Said: Dervish's rust bucket pink Chevy Vega has been hauled away to the junkyard. Dervish's buttboy Irl Hudnutt has not been able to snag any parts out of the GM factory to keep the rust bucket running. Dervish had to go out and look for another ride. Irl came through, finding Dervish a badge engineered used European car to import just in time for the holidays. Let's see what Irl is towing into Dervy's lot.

Irl Hudnutt has managed to find a used 2017 Yugo badge engineered into a poor man's communist Cadillac, the Yugollac. Let's take a close look at Dervy's new ride, freshly towed to Dervy's lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot.

Irl couldn't have pulled that move without the help of Alan's International Badge Engineered Cars business mogul Alan Lowballer. Lowballer wants to thank Dervish for buying one of his hard to sell badge engineered Yugollacs off his lot. Dervish celebrated by taking his beard wife out for a joyride in public.

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the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 22, 2019 at 9:54 PM.
Dervish is a fruitkake.

The Most Honorable World Leader Of All Time Adolf Schittler, A Leader With Superior Intellect And Leadership Qualities. November 15, 2021 at 6:06 PM.
Dervish's farts smell like roses to Mr.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Open Thread

Mystere Said: As a number of you know, Lisa at Who's Your Daddy has lost her husband Paul to cancer. While she mourns, we at Donkey's Revenge have opened up this thread to allow the regulars at Who's Your Daddy to vent about what each is thinking, while Lisa mourns over Paul's passing. We want to give Lisa some space to breathe, so this post is here for that purpose. Even the liberals will have permission as long as they behave themselves. We encourage everyone to keep stopping at Lisa's site to leave kind words of encouragement and to see what she posts next when she is ready to come back. So this thread is open for now to post what's on your mind.

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mystere's moonbat slayer club. November 27, 2019 at 8:27 AM.
Quackobyrd nearly dove into the dirtnap nest while flying South. I heard about it while stopping by at Boston Piggy. Shenehneh's pet Dave Miller broke wind at the site.

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 3, 2019 at 6:20 PM.
We have temporarily opened up comment moderations to this thread for anyone, especially the regulars at Who's Your Daddy. Have at it, guys!

Dervish Sanders. December 9, 2019 at 4:42 PM.
What if Mystere threw a party and nobody came? It might look a little like this thread. Even Mystere's supposed friends know he is a low-IQ imbecile. btw, I heard that your husband Rikishi suffered a perforated rectum last Christmas after a mishap involving a dildo chair. Did you ever get a replacement dildo chair, Mystere?

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 10, 2019 at 1:02 PM.
Do you know what's funny, Dervish? I cornered you yesterday over some retorts regarding Ducky. When you chose to hurl some wild baseless accusations at me when you could have taken time to express any sympathy for Lisa's loss, I cornered you. Now you can't say how sorry you are for her loss without looking insincere. I don't care about the number of people stopping by this blog to comment. My team mate Don Key merely opened it for anyone who chooses to come by if he or she feels the desire to say something. It's funny watching you digging your own political ditch, trapping yourself in it. As for Quackobyrd, he has been given a 2nd chance to save his soul from Satan. After all, he said he's an atheist before he nearly crashed into the dirtnap nest. Hopefully his brush with near death will make him start thinking about his soul's afterlife. You, on the other hand, are tempting the Lord. As Jesus said to Satan during his 40 days in the wilderness when Satan told him to leap from atop the mountain, saying that the angels would protect him, Jesus said, "It is written: Do Not Tempt The Lord Your God." You should be careful, Dervish.

Dervish Sanders. December 17, 2019 at 5:37 AM.
You still have a chance to save your soul from Satan, Mystere. Turn away from Satan's minion, Dotard tRump. And stop telling lies about God sanctioning the evil being perpetrated by the Dotard administration.

Doctor Tomato. December 17, 2019 at 3:08 PM.
Heee-Haaaaaaw!

A Lady of Reason. December 18, 2019 at 6:00 AM.
I love your Blog. Keep up the good work.

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 18, 2019 at 2:34 PM.
Thank you Clem. Merry Christmas!

mystere's moonbat slayer club. December 18, 2019 at 2:37 PM.
I don't worship snakes, Dervish. It is written You Shall Worship God only.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 18, 2019 at 2:44 PM.
A Donkey's Revanche, we appreciate your sense of humor!

Dervish Sanders. December 19, 2019 at 5:12 AM.
You worship the lying snake Dotard. You can lie to me, Mystere. You can't lie to God.

Steve. December 22, 2019 at 5:17 AM.
The MORE that you make fun out of the Assholes known as as Dervish Sanders, Rational Nation, and Shaw, the more I like you!

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 22, 2019 at 10:06 PM.
Hey there, Dervyboy? Your god Bernie's been doing poorly against Joey The Talking Chicken Biden. Perhaps your little snake god Bernie's fallen asleep? He needs some smelly salts to wake him up. Maybe you should bend over the Bernie altar and rip a noisy one to wake him up. The odor from your bowels might jolt him awake, making him run hard.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 29, 2019 at 10:49 AM.
2020 will be a wonderful year! We will all have challenges, but we can remain positive in our outlook and be thankful for each day we live. God shows us plenty of grace each day we live and breathe.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. January 1, 2020 at 9:18 AM.
Happy New Year & New Decade! It's going to be a great year!

Delusional Dimwit Dunderhead Dervish?

Mystere Said: Meanwhile at the Dervish Sanders watch headquarters... Uh oh! The bogey man is going to get you, Dervish! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Did Dervish's Family Inspire "Married With Children"?

Mystere Said: ... [Nothing]

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Progressive Disruption Champion. November 29, 2019 at 4:22 AM.
Dervish's Family were Cave Men, and women!

Rattrapper December 3, 2019 at 6:36 PM.
Now that is funny, Progressive Disruption Champion!

Dervish Sanders. December 18, 2019 at 5:20 AM.
No.

the highly snarky donkey's revenge, a funny high IQ individual with witty quips. December 18, 2019 at 3:27 PM.
Did you say something, Dervish?

Wacky Married With Children Rubber Woman

Mystere Said: Dervish's Hoochie MeeMaw Raids His Feed Trough. Link.

Spammers Probe Dervish's Blog

Mystere Said: Dervish gets his anus probed. I never thought I would see the day when some whackjobs would come by Dervish's hate site and spam it with a bunch of links to snake oil from African nations. Someone spanked Antoine's monkey, probing his blog anus. Oh, this is quite ripe!

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